Koalas mum is a slut

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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heat!

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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brock has small hands for a small job

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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2 Penises

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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