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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

kesha is a virgin.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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