Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Anti Joke

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