How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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Women's Rights.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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