- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

i dont care if you rate me or not

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

i love to lick...

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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