- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

your mum

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

No, Trinidad.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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