- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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