Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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