What's brown and sticky? Anal

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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destiny

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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