- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women left the kitchen.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

How come anti jokes r funny

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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