- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What's the deal with brown?

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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