Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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don't just stand there

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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boner

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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