- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

So does Blake

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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