- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

The dewey decimal system

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Im black

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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