- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Thumbs this up

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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