- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Refrigerator

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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