Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Daym im romantic

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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