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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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