What is red? A rock painted red

What did david give back? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

The NBA and womens sports

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Yo momma so fat you have aids

I just drank a cola.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

I have down syndrome. -RDV

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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