- Anti Joke

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A blind man walks into a wall.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

69 An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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