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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

women sports....

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

joke under this line wins _________________________

suck my balls mr.garison

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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