Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

look under under where under under where. under the couch

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

destiny

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Latvia isn't a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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