- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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