One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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There's my tractor.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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Justin Bieber

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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anal seepage

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Nah

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Hey, Max!!

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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