Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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