What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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your social life.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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