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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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