- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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