- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

James Patrick Campbell

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

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