A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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i just pooped that is all!

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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I can count to potato.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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