- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What did the president do for the people? ...

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

So, how 'bout that airline food?

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

book 'em danno

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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