- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Female rights.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Where's the dick??? east

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