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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A dog was barking at a tree

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