You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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where's mom I killed her

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Anti Joke

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