Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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These Jokes suck.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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