- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

scientology.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Needless to say,

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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