What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Lewis

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Cancer.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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