- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

bryden is a faggot

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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