- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Black people.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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