- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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