- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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