How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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