1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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PEANIS!

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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