Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Women's Rights.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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