This is an anti-anti-joke.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

I need to start studying.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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