- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Obama

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Women's rights.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

bryden is a faggot

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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