A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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OIO

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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