how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

poop

Caca.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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