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How come anti jokes r funny

I've got a dig bick

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

women's rights.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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