Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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