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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

How old is your mom Dead

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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