- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Women's rights.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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