- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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