I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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