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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Where's the dick??? east

I have an erection My mom!

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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