- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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