- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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