- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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