How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

what's black and can't swim?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What do you call a black man? Black

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Okay, after this one then...

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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