Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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