- Anti Joke

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

A dog was barking at a tree