- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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