why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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You're a frog

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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