- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

2 Penises

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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