Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

Chuck Norris Dies.

Queens Park rangers

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Poop!!

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Bitch

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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