What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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breasts

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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im a dragon, no im not

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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