- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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