Why did the house burn down? Obama

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

You know what's catchy? A cold

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Neil is a reterd.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

This is not funny.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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