- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

bologna

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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