What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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Winter

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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