What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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whats black and white? a zebra

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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