A Fat Kenyan

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Womans profesional lacrosse

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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