What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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soccer

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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