- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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