What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Apple juice.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

tims sty:)

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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