- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

How do you hold someone in suspense?