September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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