- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

... i forgot the joke :p

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

dick dick dick... frogs

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

boobs!

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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