Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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My wife made me a sandwich

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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wommmoaooammaaa

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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