What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

A sober Amy Winehouse

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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