- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What? Yes.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Terry has ebola

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Harry Chappell raped someone

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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