A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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So I was walking down the road today

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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