A man makes a sandwich.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

1

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

thumb_up thumb_down +12

I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops