- Anti Joke

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

roses are red, violets are violet.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

dick dick dick... frogs

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

hey hey apple

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.