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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

No, Trinidad.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.