This statement is false.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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