What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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KONY 2012

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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