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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

What did death say to life? Go die

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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