What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Samraj.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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