A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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A black student graduated High School

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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