whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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