- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

whos district champs not JM

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Womens' sports

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

your mother

everybody loves raymond

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

identical jokes get different votes.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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