- Anti Joke

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.