What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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